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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
jheselbraum
prettybluescarf

[discovered]

[immediately mocked by scientists]

frostyknickers

me as a discovery

slavetomyheadcanon

How can you not include the video?

@lordcephalopod

spam-bot

THEY’RE ROASTING HIM

starfleetrambo

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eyjoey

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Nawww, I’m sure the scientists adore this little guy <3

tisfan

thank you @agentliz

northeast-artist98

The Ocean created possibly the cutest creature ever

findyouranchorpoint

If you listen to the entire video, they definitely make some cooing noises, so I guarantee that the art is accurate if they could actually touch it.

ranger027

Fucking superb you funky little cuddle fish

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stimman3000

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phyrexia

Soup

rhonas-indomitable

Hot hot soup

catwithbenefits

fuck if it’s this easy why do they close the goddamn road for like five months shit

oppa-homeless-style

all outta soub :(

czechs-and-holdings

I work for the road crew in the summer. Crack sealing (the process you see above) is fairly quick and simple. (Though holding a hose that pumps literal tons of 350F tar into the road in the middle of the summer is NOT easy)

I think what a lot of people underestimate is just how much road there is in your city. And just how many directions the crew gets pulled.

For our city of around 50k people there are 8 of us.

Also, crack sealing is a wholly temporary measure, meant to slow the break-up of the roads, it’s not a permanent fix.

Roads tend to get closed for months on end because we have to tear the whole thing up, then, depending on the class of road, we either have to hammer-drill into concrete to lay rebar and the pour concrete, or we can get straight to paving. If it’s a road requiring concrete we’re required to wait at least 24 hours for it to set.

So after 2 days we’re finally able to pave. But the city allocates one (two if we’re lucky) 5 ton truck to transport material.

A relatively short paving job requires at a minimum of 60 tons. So that’s 12 trips to the asphalt factory and back. Each ton is around $80.

TL;DR

There’s a lot of road, not many of us, and soup is expensive.

magnumpicactus

Leave the soup men alone.

princessofbadassery

Leave the soup men alone, and go vote for people who will pay for more soup and more soup people

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